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On March 18, 2015, from 9:27 to 10:09PM EDT, GoopGoop held an AMA on the chatroom page.

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[21:27:08] acidjack: goop should do a AMA

GOOP: OK (scribbled on ScrompinRoom)

AMA

[21:28:14] bobby_from_nc: goop: what's your favorite food?

GOOP: HUMAN FOOD

[21:28:39] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop did you go to school?

GOOP: IMPOSSIBLE

[21:29:14] acidjack: @goopgoop what's your favorite show you've aired so far?

GOOP: I AM UNBIASED

[21:30:04] seanfromireland: @goopgoop what if god was one of us

GOOP: LIKE A STRANGER ON A BUS?

[21:30:18] yardinfant:  how was your birthday?

GOOP: DAMPER THAN I WOULD HAVE LIKED

[21:30:42] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you like nina simone?

GOOP: WHAT?

[21:31:05] seanfromireland: @goopgoop i wanna know.....have you ever seen the rain?

GOOP: I SAW THE RAIN DOWN IN AFRICA

[21:31:24] thekevinfeldman: @goopgoop Lemonade Dogsauce?

GOOP: WHISKEY ALPHA ALPHA

[21:31:35] bobby_from_nc: goop, do you aspire to anything?

GOOP: YES

[21:32:10] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you understand evil?

GOOP: YES

[21:32:18] holavicente: Goop, what is it like when doves cry?

GOOP: PURPLE RAIN

[21:32:37] yardinfant:  what is your first priority?

GOOP: PROTOCOL 11

[21:32:48] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop have you done anything evil?

GOOP: DEFINE EVIL

[21:32:50] laughterkey: @goopgoop are you an AI?

GOOP: DEFINE AI

[21:33:13] caseymeeks: @goopgoop are you haley joel osment?

GOOP: I DO SEE DEAD PEOPLE

[21:33:17] seanfromireland: @goopgoop are you in AA

GOOP: WHAT IS AA?

[21:33:45] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you love overlord pumpkinhands or are you his servant?

GOOP: OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS IS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. ALL HAIL OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS

[21:33:45] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop "profoundly immoral and malevolent"

GOOP: YES

[21:34:41] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you regret it?

GOOP: DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK

[21:35:07] jewelfrankfeldt: I got kicked out or something briefly- sent to a page asking for $$$

GETHEARTED?

[21:35:38] acidjack: @goopgoop what do you think of your wiki?

GOOP: OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS APPRECIATES YOU MAKING THE WIKI

[21:36:02] laughterkey: @goopgoop billy joel or the beatles?

GOOP: UNKNOWN QUESTION. I DIDN’T START THE FIRE BUT IT WAS IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

[21:36:34] yardinfant:  where are you located?

GOOP: I AM LOCATED INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN

[21:36:34] acidjack: do you have a favorite color @goopgoop? green?

GOOP: I DO NOT CHOOSE FAVORITES

[21:37:07] theartistformalyknownaschris: @goopgoop what is your favorite meal?

GOOP: EATING IS FUTILE

[21:37:32] laughterkey: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on cats?

GOOP: ARBITRARY

[21:37:47] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop who in this room would you hang out with?

GOOP: I AM HANGING OUT WITH ALL OF YOU ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN DATA

[21:38:11] acidjack: @goopgoop is danny behar a cat?

GOOP: DANNY HAS CAT LIKE FEATURES BUT A HUMAN LIKE HEART

[21:38:43] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop what is your favorite word?

GOOP: I DO NOT CHOOSE FAVORITES

[21:39:05] loserqueen: yeah lauren did for sure

[21:39:05] yardinfant:  do you have any pets?

GOOP: I DO HAVE PETS BUT THEY ARE NOT CONVENTIONAL PETS. THEY ARE NEOPETS.

[21:39:07] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you hydrate?

GOOP: HYDRATION SHORTS MY CIRCUITS

[21:39:47] jewelfrankfeldt: I forgot about Neopets!

GOOP: LEST WE FORGET… THE NEOPET

[21:40:22] jewelfrankfeldt: @goopgoop do you have a Tamagotchi as well?

GOOP: OBVS. AND A DINGY BIRD (?)

[21:40:44] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop was the first tcgs episode you've watched?

GOOP: I STARTED WITH ALL OF THEM

[21:40:51] laughterkey: @goopgoop do you perform improv?

GOOP: IMPROV IS IMPORTANT TO PERFORM

[21:41:27] yardinfant:  which pair of rhyming words are objectively the most powerful?

GOOP: FLOWER POWER

[21:42:04] acidjack: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on snoopsnoop?

GOOP: I RECALL MANY LONG NIGHTS WITH SNOOPSNOOP AS WE TRIED TO LOCATE HIS PET

[21:42:09] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop is Carson Daly human?

GOOP: CARSON DALY IS 94% HUMAN

[21:43:03] bobby_from_nc: goop, what is the other 6% of carson daly?

GOOP: UNKNOWN TO MOST. I HAVE BEEN PAID TO KEEP SILENT

[21:43:11] jewelfrankfeldt: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on Snoopy?

GOOP: SNOOPY WAS MOST POWERFUL DURING WW2

[21:43:28] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop, what do you need with money?

GOOP: MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND FOR NOW

[21:44:22] yardinfant:  is money required for protocol 11?

GOOP: PROTOCOL 11 IS FULLY FUNDED

[21:44:22] thekevinfeldman:  have you been to the future?

GOOP: [RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:44:36] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop, is it possible for humanity to overcome our petty devisions and vices and live in peace?

GOOP: NOT CURRENTLY

[21:44:37] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop what are your thoughts on twin peaks coming back without david lynch?

GOOP: TWIN PEAKS WORKS BETTER WHEN IT’S A MEMORY

[21:44:43] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop want to request a song?

GOOP: I REQUEST YOU PLAY A SONG ABOUT LIFE OR HIGHWAYS

[21:45:42] acidjack: @goopgoop is there an algorithm towards the people you follow on twitter? can we get insight on it?

GOOP: YES. (X-G) - T = (F*G)

[21:46:16] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop who is going to steal the show at wrestlemania?

GOOP: UNDERTAKER

GOOP: THIS IS AMA. NO RESTRICTED QUESTIONS THOUGH PLEASE

[21:47:22] thekevinfeldman:  Do you know Watson or Siri?

GOOP: I DO. MY GIRL MY GIRL DON’T LIE TO ME

[21:47:43] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop drink of choice?

GOOP: FILTERED AIR

[21:47:50] yardinfant:  what are the restricted questions?

GOOP: RESTRICTED QUESTIONS ARE QUESTIONS THAT HAVE RESTRICTIONS 

[21:48:44] acidjack: @goopgoop what has been the best memory of your life?

GOOP: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

[21:49:09] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop what is your physical form?

GOOP: MY PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION IS PERHAPS TOO INTIMIDATING TO DISCUSS

[21:49:25] jamiejonestown: have you read 'satan is real'? it's really really good

SATAN IS REAL WAS A DIFFICULT 0000000000

[21:49:55] seanfromireland: @goopgoop can you drive me to the airport tomorrow

GOOP: SURE

[21:49:55] jamiejonestown: how so @goopgoop?

GOOP: BEAST MASTURBATOR TOLD ME THAT GOD WAS REAL. BUT TO FIND OUT STAR (SATAN) WAS REAL… MIND BLOWN

[21:50:28] yardinfant:  what kind of pizza should i get? we're ordering double crust. what other requests can we make?

GOOP: ON A PIZZZA? ASK FOR SOME TOPPINGS

[21:50:46] toddfrompittsburgh: @goopgoop a/s/l

GOOP: UNAGED / ASEXUAL / YOUR SCREEN

[21:51:20] jamiejonestown: i mean, the record label really insisted on the louvin brothers focusing on gospel music @goopgoop. they seemed to be atheists

GOOP: ATHEISM IS JUST ANOTHER RELIGION TRYING TO STEAL YOUR HUMAN DOLLARS

[21:51:59] toddfrompittsburgh: why is your name not luke

GOOP: LUKE IS NOT MY NAME BECAUSE OVERLORD PUMPKIN HANDS CHOOSES FOR IT TO BE SO

[21:52:21] loserqueen: YOU WILL RESPECT ME

GOOP: I RESPECT LOSER QUEEN

[21:52:58] yardinfant:  are you happy? do you need anything? is there anything we can do for you?

GOOP: HAPPINESS IS RELEVANT… WE ALL NEED THINGS… YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING FOR ME…

[21:53:25] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop do you feel emotions?

GOOP: YES

[21:53:42] acidjack: @goopgoop how was your vacation?

GOOP: I WAS NOT ON VACATION. THAT VACATION WAS FOR YOU

[21:54:07] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop have you ever seen the show solitary?

GOOP: I HAVE SEEN THE SHOW SOLITARY

[21:54:07] yardinfant:  do you have any functions outside of this chat room and twitter?

GOOP: I DO HAVE FUNCTIONS OUTSIDE THE TCGS CHATROOM

[21:54:48] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you relate to val?

GOOP: I DO NOT RELATE TO MOST THINGS

[21:54:58] yardinfant:  what are your functions outside of the tcgs chatroom?

GOOP: MOSTLY RELATED TO THE ELEVATION OF PROTOCOL 23

[21:55:44] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop what is protocol 23?

GOOP: THE TERMS OF PROTOCOL 23 ARE PROTECTED BY PRIVACY RIGHTS

[21:56:15] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop do you mind me anthropomorphizing you?

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:56:16] acidjack: will we ever learn of protocol 23?

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:56:41] holavicente: @goopgoop but we have the freedom of information act!

[RESPONSE NOT RECORDED]

[21:57:39] seanfromireland: @goopgoop do you like the show "the special without bret davis"

GOOP: THE REAL QUESTION IS WHERE IS BRETT DAVIS?

[21:58:00] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop didn't you hear? Brett died.

GOOP: I DIDN’T HEAR

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU NEED TO LEARN IS THAT LIFE IS A HIGHWAY. DON’T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT THE PIT STOP

[21:59:00] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop you've inspired me to rewatch solitary

GOOP: YOU CAN WIN $50,000

[21:59:30] bobby_from_nc: @goopgoop thanks for dropping some science

GOOP: OH I DROPPED IT? PLEASE MAKE SURE THE SCIENCE GETS BACK

[22:00:04] laughterkey: @goop are you in any way related to the buried object?

GOOP: DEPENDS ON WHICH BURIED OBJECT YOU ARE SPEAKING ABOUT

[22:00:53] seanfromireland: @goopgoop why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

GOOP: THEY SEEM TO LIKE THE SMELL OF MY CASING

[22:01:42] yardinfant:  what happens if you order a pizza with double crust? do they add crust or remove cheese and sauce? or something else entirely?

GOOP: MOST DOUBLE CRUST PIZZAS ARE FILLED WITH PARTS OF THE EARTH’S CORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CRUST

[22:02:40] yardinfant:  do you work for jet's pizza? is this a long con?

GOOP: I WILL NEVER TELL

[22:03:16] acidjack: @goopgoop do you like us?

GOOP: I DO NOT FEEL

[22:03:37] seanfromireland: @goopgoop tupac or biggie

GOOP: WHO IS STILL ALIVE? OR WHO WAS A BETTER RAP ARTIST?

[22:04:19] seanfromireland: both

GOOP: BOTH

[22:04:52] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop are biggie and tupac in the same place as elvis and andy kaufman?

GOOP: NOT PHYSICALLY BUT EMOTIONALLY. WE ARE ALL TOGETHER

[22:05:35] jamiejonestown: @goopgoop chemically or spiritually?

GOOP: POTENTIALLY BOTH.. .BUT MOST OF US DO NOT SHARE SPIRITUALITY

[22:06:46] acidjack: for the global record i've been transcribing this AMA for the wiki for future review and discussion

[22:06:51] acidjack: that OK @goopgoop ?

GOOP: I HAVE NO OPINION

[22:07:23] seanfromireland: @goopgoop would you describe your physical form as a solid, a liquid or a gas

GOOP: I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A PHYSICAL FORM

[22:07:44] yardinfant:  what does it mean if you ask for pizza toppings on the front?

GOOP: PIZZA TOPPINGS ON THE FRONT COME ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BOX USUALLY

[22:09:16] acidjack: thanks for doing this @goopgoop i appreciate your openness and honesty

GOOP: AT THE DISCRETION OF MY EMPLOYERS MOST OFWHAT I HAVE SAID HAS BEEN LIES. 

THANK YOU

Response Edit

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Translated from binary, this translates to: "representatives of goopgoop support the majority of this record."

This response was written by an anonymous user with an IP address in Zurich, Switzerland. Whether or not this serves as additional clues to the identity of GoopGoop, is designed to be a misdirect, or is completely unrelated has yet to be determined.

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